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2008 Juni | phelste.de
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Archiv für Juni, 2008

was einen wirklich beschäftigen kann

2008-06-05

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…sind Fragen wie:
- warum bekommen Kleinkinder einen Strampelanzug, obwohl sie sich noch nicht mal auf einem Dreirad halten können?
oder:
- wenn man am Arsch der Welt mit dem Auto fährt, ist das dann Analverkehr?
…Fortsetzung erwünscht

wie man frei wird:

2008-06-05

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- begib dich nah an die Schiene der Geschichte
…und dann stell dem Zug ein Bein!

wer klaut hier?

2008-06-02

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gestern gerade auf Balkonien eine kleine Poetry Slam mit Freunden veranstaltet.
…und dann das:
Beim lesen meines Gedichtes: “der kleine George” sagt doch glatt eine meiner Zuhörer-und Mitslammerinnen sie kenne dieses Gedicht. Es sei schon auf einer Slam verwendet worden - und wenn sie sich nicht täuscht sogar von einem der Headliner.
Ich kann hiermit nur versichern, […]