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2009 April | phelste.de
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Archiv für April, 2009

Hallo Nachbarn

2009-04-25

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w0096673/phelste/wp-includes/formatting.php on line 82

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Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w0096673/phelste/wp-includes/formatting.php on line 82

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Liebe Nachbarn, euer Streit
empfängt die Ohren aller Mieter
wir stehen Abends schon bereit
und warten auf das Rumgezeter
Wir sind gefangen, jederzeit
in euern Heiserschreibaladen
uns bleibt ja keine Möglichkeit
als doch an ihnen Teilzuhaben
Es ist so deutlich mitzuhören
das ihr eine Beziehung pflegt
doch wolln wir kaum dazugehören
auch wenn man euch bestens versteht
wo ich nen Unterschied bemerke
denn ihr versteht euch scheinbar nicht
nur […]

Fremdartiges

2009-04-23

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Die Tanne in dem Birkenwald
die war schon viele Jahre alt
und die Birken, all die schönen
konnten Sie nur Recht verpönen
“So stachelig, so arg zerfranst
so eklig stielig unschön - Ganz
und gar nicht rundlich in der Form
Und obendrein noch ganz enorm
arg Dunkelgrün - so gar nicht Lieblich…”
Dabei stand sie doch an sich friedlich
in einem kleinen Birkenwald
und war schon […]

Alles ist möglich

2009-04-22

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…siehste!

Standdortbestimmung

2009-04-22

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Ich war Gestern noch wasanders
woanders, weranders anders eben
doch wenn du durch dein Leben wanderst
kannst du als Wandrer was erleben
Doch nun mal zu dem wasnichis
zum Gestern, zum Vergangenheut
ich weisnichmehr was richtig is
hab ich dort oder hier gesteut?
Gesteut? Gestöht? Gestund? Gestanden!
ich find das Gestern nicht genau
ich kann zwar Heut im Gestern wandeln
doch die Ansichten sind grau
Sind verschwommen […]

Vegetarisches (BIO!)

2009-04-21

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Ich hab in meinem Fühlsalat
auf ein bittres Blatt gebissen
davor schmeckte es eher fad
und gearde schmeckts beschissen
All die feinen leckren Sachen
die kleinen schmackhaften Details
die den Salat so lecker machen
sind gegessen schon - bereits
Dies ist meine Gefühlsschwäche
ich nehm sobald ich kriegen kann
vom Salat das allerbeste
was dann, da denke ich nicht dran
Doch damits morgen nicht Gewittert
werd ich auch […]

Fühlste

2009-04-21

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Reden wir über Gefühle
müsste ich Gehfühl es schreiben
den in all dem Fühlgewühle
wird kein Gefühl ewig bleiben

Otto Normalbürger

2009-04-18

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Otto, der Normalbürger
Otto, mit seinem aschgrauen Anzug
ist Abziehbild seiner Generation
Otto, in seinem adretten Aufzug
ist du und ich, irgendwo - doch was macht das schon.
Otto war schon immer schlau, hatte eine schöne Frau
saß niemals im Bau und studierte genau
doch nun fühlt er sich blöd, denn sein Leben ist öd
egal - Täglich er geht, ist niemals zu […]

Viellieb, der Elste

2009-04-18

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Fachgedanken

2009-04-18

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Einfach wär ja langweilig,
viele Fächer sind viel spannender

Traufgänger

2009-04-18

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Er  sieht die Sonne
spürt die Wonne
und schmeißt sein Herz voran
auf das er folgen kann
er spürt schlecht Schmerz
sucht nur sein Herz
zu Regnen fängt es an
erst nieseln nur - und dann
er schleicht mehr weiter
er bleibt, spielt heiter
das Nieseln wird zum Regen
und er will Weit-erleben
es ist nur Wasser
doch wirds schnell nasser
bis auf die Haut getränkt
ist eins nur was […]