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…sind Fragen wie:

- warum bekommen Kleinkinder einen Strampelanzug, obwohl sie sich noch nicht mal auf einem Dreirad halten können?

oder:

- wenn man am Arsch der Welt mit dem Auto fährt, ist das dann Analverkehr?

…Fortsetzung erwünscht

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  1. Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method GA_Filter::comment_author_link() should not be called statically in /www/htdocs/w0096673/phelste/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

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    Alex     Schrieb 2008-11-25 um 20:44
    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w0096673/phelste/wp-includes/formatting.php on line 82

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    Nicht unbedingt ironisch, sondern eher ernst:

    Warum gibt es Kleinkinderschuhe in Schuhgröße 18? Diese passen Kleinkindern, die auch bei voranschreitender Evolution nicht laufen werden können, weil sie noch zu klein sind. (Die Schuhindustrie wirds wohl aber wissen, warum es solche Schuhe gibt! :-) )

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