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Lass dich nicht trügen – Sonnenschein

ist so nen Schein – er scheint nur so!

Ist schuld an Stürmen und Regnereien

es regnet rein – in Sonnenschein.

Ist Schuld an Sonnenstich – und Schweißgeruch

vermehrt verstärkt den Käsefuß

Ist Schuld an zweimal täglich duschen

an sehr komplexen Kühlversuchen

Ist Schuld an weicher Schokolade

an warmen Bier, an Mückenplage

 

Den Schweißgeruch nochmal betonen

- der kommt meißt vom zuvielen Sonnen

brätst du in deinem eignen Sud

tut das der Kondition nicht gut

Du raffst dich auf und voller Wut

nimmst du dir deinen Sommerhut

in der Hoffnung das er tut

wozu der Hut letztendlich gut

Doch in den Adern pumpt statt Blut

gefühlt nur Heizöl –allen Mut

der jetzt noch in dir Elend ruht

den bringst du auf

                                   und gehst ein Stück

Willst nach zwei Schritten schon zurück

fühlst dich nun wie ein Bratenstück

und weißt, der Erde tiefstes Glück

sind Schnee und Eis – wärst du entzückt.

Ists weiter heiß, wirst du verrückt

Und morgen? Dein Portrait geschmückt

mit einem Titel in der >Bild<:

“Er hätte sich so gern gekühlt”

-Du bist so Kraftlos, Schlapp und Platt

ein drehn am Hahn setzt dich schon matt
wodurch du in den nächsten Tagen

verdoerrst, verbrennst, verdampfst, entschwebst

Kannst all das ohne Kampf ertragen

weil das Kämpfen nicht mehr geht,

und jetzt wärs sowieso zu spät…

scheiß Sommer, ach, du bist verloren

zum Eintrocknen auserkoren

alles trinken wird nichts nützen

selbst der Schatten kann nicht schützen

es hilft nur, in die Fluten stürzen

doch selbst das nur ganz partiell

der Hitzetod kommt hell – und schnell

 …

kurzum: du stirbst im Sommerloch

oder Ich, und wir, jedoch

eines musss ich noch erwähnen

da könnt ich mich nach Sommer sehnen:

 

lass dich nicht trügen Sonnenschein

ist so nen Schein - er scheint nur so

bis auf – das sage ich euch frei

es ist, nunja, …….Bauchnabelfrei

 

Gebts zu Jungs, ohne kurze Tops,

wären Sommertage Flops

dann könntes Regnen oder Schnein

es müsste keine Hitze sein

 

An alle Mädels die gern Motzen

das Männer unanständig glotzen

es tut uns Leid, es muss so sein

sonst gingen wir tatsächlich ein!

 

Denn, der Kreislauf wenn Mann schaut

Wird auf der Stelle aufgebaut,

der Blutdruck kommt sofort in Fahrt

bewahrt uns so vorm Hitzeschlag

 

Drum liebe Fraun, seid ihr die netten-

zieht Kurzes an, geht Männer retten

1 Kommentar zu “Sommer (09.2007)”


  1. Strict Standards: call_user_func_array() expects parameter 1 to be a valid callback, non-static method GA_Filter::comment_author_link() should not be called statically in /www/htdocs/w0096673/phelste/wp-includes/plugin.php on line 59

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    Alex
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    Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /www/htdocs/w0096673/phelste/wp-includes/formatting.php on line 82

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    Hahaha! So ists recht! :-) Aussage erinnert an Samy Deluxe mit “Warum” :-)
    Nehmts euch zu Herzen, Mädels, ihr seid schuld, dass die Männerwelt glotzt! :-)

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